Imagine getting a detailed handsewn plushie of your favorite character in the mail one day from a mysterious sender, and whenever you’re in danger or distress the plushie turns into a flesh-and-blood version of your character to protect and comfort you
*raises hand* does being unbearably horny count as danger
Chris Evans for selflubricatinganus
The truth has been revealed: Katy Perry is nothing but a copy of a 50s’ comic book character called “Katy Peene”
Literally her entire career…. Is based on a comic book.
i thought itd be cool to show my snake drinking, and then i found the option on youtube to add their pre-recorded “rock” music and i nearly pissed my pants
"I hate girls they’re so stupid" misogynistic, gets called out by just about everyone
"I hate white girls they’re so stupid" 100k notes, laughed at by everybody, comedy gold
"Men are so dumb, they’re pigs" 500k notes, people in the comments justify this claim by telling you about how this one guy was a shitbag to them
the fact women are viewed as being more sexy at 15 than 40 is the creepiest thing in the world
We interrupt your usual schedule to bring you a very small pig descending a set of stairs.
HE JUMPS RIGHT INTO IT AND MAKES LITTEL SOUNDS N0
oh my god he doesn’t even care that his feet are in the bowl
You know when you try to draw hands and you finally get the shape right but then you look end result and just
my life just got 800% better