donaldsterlingsshriveledpenis:

You know how many times I’ve called my mom a bitch or a hoe in my life?

Not one goddamn time what the fuck is wrong with these kids

Just a simple PSA

rebellious-writer-robin:

parenyzia:

kankripeixes:

cant-ride-a-quesadilla:

Cannon = thing that goes boom

Canon = an event that occurs within a published story

they both destroy ships tho

Did you just

dang it you

25 things i wish i realized while i was still in highschool
  1. That zit on your cheek literally does not matter
  2. Skipping class one time will not ruin your entire life
  3. The boy you’re trying so hard to impress will mean nothing to you in a year
  4. Bring coffee to school and ignore people who make fun of it
  5. Bring a snack, too. Don’t care if people hear you eating in class.
  6. Being popular isn’t and will never be something that seriously defines who you are
  7. Appreciate your teachers
  8. Doing/not doing drugs doesn’t make you cooler than anyone else.
  9. Neither does drinking
  10. Talk to the kid sitting alone; even though it may not change your life it could drastically change theirs
  11. Participate in school events
  12. Wear sweatpants everyday
  13. Or wear a dress everyday
  14. Wear whatever makes you comfortable
  15. Nobody will laugh at you if you sit alone at your lunch table for five minutes
  16. Utilize the library
  17. Don’t wait 20 minutes to text someone back just to seem cool
  18. Tell your friends how much you love them
  19. Cherish your free textbooks… seriously
  20. Help confused freshmen, be nice to them. Remember how much you would have appreciated it a couple years ago
  21. Compliment the other girls in the bathroom
  22. That fight you had with your mom really isn’t that big of a deal
  23. It’s okay to cry
  24. Don’t let your desire for a romantic relationship stop you from forming platonic relationships
  25. Remember that life does go on

(via tomlinbooties)

HELLA

GUESS WHO FINALLY GOT ACCESS TO HER DA ACCOUNT 

I’M SCARED ; _ ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

blakkiek:

Okay, what’s with him? What is he? What did I just saw? You are too suspicious dear Mr. Kevin. If you are less suspicious I didn’t have to go around the internet to do research about you!

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This guy, go around asking bloggers to play his game, but the first problem is each ask he used one different workplace and game. Is it possible? The second weirdest thing in his blog is what he reblog, and how empty his blog is, not to mentions, his username might be different but his POSTS ARE THE SAME! The third problem is his grammar. Can you believe a lead programmer to be this suck? I mean he is a LEADER! Even I a Vietnamese finds it’s irritated for a introducer to made a post like that!

To Kevin:

Dear Kevin, if you’re tired, get some sleep. Life don’t need to rush buddy. I don’t know exactly what are you, but I’m really scared of you. I got hacked once, I don’t want to involved in any of this frigging spam again okay? Goodbye Kevin.

To my dear follower:

Everyone, please be safe. Ignore him, if you want to know more about where I captured the photo 2 and 3, go here https://www.tumblr.com/search/Hi+Kevin

Please warn your friend too!

i’m going to ignore him i’m going to ignore him i’m going to ignore him i’m going to ignore him i’m going to ignore him i’m going to ignore him i’m going to ignore him i’m going to ignore him! ; _ ;;;;;;;;;;;;;; (I’m really scared)

resource-and-sagacity:

plagu3knight:

lilwitchmermaid:

spookyhouse:

spacedrum | yuki koshimoto

Her music is so pretty! !

Literally zoned out for this entire thing. very relaxing.

hangs are amazing

Send me the names of 3 men and I’ll tell you who I want as my 

  • Husband
  • Bestfriend
  • Brother
On my way to my first One Direction concert!! 😃😍😄❤️ 

On my way to my first One Direction concert!! 😃😍😄❤️ 

lorddirkstrider:

lorddirkstrider:

remember the good days

THIS GOT THREE THOUSAND NOTES IN TWO FUCKING HOURS HOLY SHIT

lorddirkstrider:

lorddirkstrider:

remember the good days

THIS GOT THREE THOUSAND NOTES IN TWO FUCKING HOURS HOLY SHIT

mattmcguigan:


mattmcguigan:

how to make friends

mattmcguigan:

mattmcguigan:

how to make friends

For the record if we have RP’s in progress on DA I’m sorry I havent been able to reply and I miss you all seriously 

thelove-theloss:

matty2freshh:

if were in a relationship i dont care if people flirt with you…its what you reply back that matters

OMG THIS WHY CANT ANYONE UNDERSTAND ITS SO SIMPLE

random AUs for your otp

wintersoldeirs:

  • met at a charity kissing booth au
  • sex shop employee and slightly flustered customer au
  • highschool party au with spin the bottle
  • neighbours au where person A goes over to person B to tell B to ‘stop singing karaoke it’s 2am’
  • met in a line for a roller-coaster au (bonus: one of them is scared shitless)
  • 'you were the only one at the party who understood my movie reference' au
  • lifeguard/swimmer or lifeguards au
baby-fish-mouth:

bergdorfprincess:

 

"So okay, I don’t want to be a traitor to my generation and all, but I don’t get how guys dress today. I mean, come on, it looks like they just fell out of bed and put on some baggy pants and take their greasy hair - ew - and cover it up with a backwards cap and, like, we’re expected to swoon? I don’t think so."
Clueless (1995)


cher taught me that you don’t have to pretend boys are cute when they aren’t and i’ll always be indebted to her for that

baby-fish-mouth:

bergdorfprincess:

 

"So okay, I don’t want to be a traitor to my generation and all, but I don’t get how guys dress today. I mean, come on, it looks like they just fell out of bed and put on some baggy pants and take their greasy hair - ew - and cover it up with a backwards cap and, like, we’re expected to swoon? I don’t think so."

Clueless (1995)

cher taught me that you don’t have to pretend boys are cute when they aren’t and i’ll always be indebted to her for that